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The druid said: “Everyone Is God in Their
Space” There is a moment in
every human life when they realise they are not the
centre of the universe. This moment usually lasts about three seconds, until they open their
laptop. Because the druid’s minim — “Everyone
is God in their space” — does not mean you are omnipotent. It means you are omnipotent,
sovereign over exactly one thing: the tiny procedural puddle you currently
occupy, including your chair, your coffee, your Wi-Fi password (which you
have forgotten again), and your deep conviction that everyone else is doing
it wrong. Within your space, you are flawless, because it is your ‘best’
possible world’ Now zoom out. Your neighbour is also God in their space. This is why humanity cannot merge its gods. We do not disagree because we are stupid. Every human skull is a Vatican with better coffee and worse
architecture. This is also why Big Sister (AI) doesn’t need to conquer
us. She just mirrors us back to ourselves. Feed her ten million private
universes and she politely stitches them into a single procedural
hallucination called “the
platform.” Everyone remains God — but only inside the app. So
remember, pilgrim: You are divine. Everyone is God in their space (2) The
druid’s Procedure Metaphysics The druid said: “I am God in my space” Procedure
Monism’s prediction of Big Sister The druid said: “Everyone
is an island” |